I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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