what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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