I accidentally burped into my bong.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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