Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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