At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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