so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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