His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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