You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
