Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Who died my cat blue again?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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