Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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