she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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