Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
