How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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