She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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