Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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