i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
