dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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