Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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