ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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