i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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