if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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