On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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