think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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