Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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