Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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