He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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