Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
