My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
