yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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