If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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