okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
