): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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