I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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