found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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