So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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