If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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