I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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