I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
