Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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