My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Randomize
