Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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