yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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