My first STD was from a foam party
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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