Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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