i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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