isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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