Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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