sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Best friends brother. Beat that.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
