why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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