you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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