I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
